I write, but I prefer to read. I work, but I prefer to sleep. I drink coffee, but I prefer something stiffer. It's easy to write about other things, but never when the subject is one's self. Perhaps this is the reason why I prefer to read. I aspire to write horror novels like Stephen King and Clive Barker one day, but for now, I am happy to discuss the terrors of films and TV. Despite popular belief, I am not a cat.