Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. The two most well known people in America, maybe even the world. These presidential candidates have been raising a lot of Hell among Americans. No matter who you are voting for, you probably agree that just a little bit of love and a whole lot of weed could solve the fights breaking out over who is the better candidate. So, who better to talk to the candidates than The Beatles? Here are 20 Beatles lyrics to shout at the candidates.

"Help, I need somebody! Help, not just anybody! Help, you know I need someone! HELP!"

Literally everyone because both of the candidates are horrible people. Just google either of them and a ton of horrible stuff comes up. Criminal stuff.

"But when you talk about destruction…Don’t you know that you can count me out."

Donald, you're destroying foreign affairs with all your talks of walls and racist comments. We don't want World War III, bud. You can count America out.

"There will be answer, let it be."


"Cause I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love!"

Donald, you may be rich, but you ain't rich enough to clear the country's debt.

"You know you got me goin', now (Got me goin’), Just like I knew you would (Like I knew you would)"'re just making all of the millennials uncomfortable.

"Eight days a week Is not enough to show I care!"

Not all the time in the world could show how much I care about this plane ticket to Canada.

"Baby says she's mine, you know. She tells me all the time, you know..."

Okay, Hillary, this isn't the time to be the Overly Attached Girlfriend.

We haven't voted yet.

"You think you've lost your love. Well, I saw her yesterday-yi-yay. It's you she's thinking of, and she told me what to say-yo-yay..."

She said, "Please stop wearing my squirrel as a wig."

"Whatever happened to the life that we once knew. Can we really live without each other?"

What both Hillary and Donald should be answering.

What are either of you going to do to help the Black Lives Matter movement? What are you going to do to stop ISIS and other terrorist groups?

"I don't wanna sound complaining, but you know there's always rain in my heart"

These two make us all cry on the inside. And the outside.

"Blackbird singing in the dead of night...take these broken wings and learn to fly"

What these two should be RESPONDING with when asked the question above.

"Michelle, ma belle..."

Please get us some other candidates, or it won't be well...

"Come together, right now...over me"

More of what Donald and Hillary are saying to us. Probably more like "under me", though.

"Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday."

The Beatles think life was hard in the 60s? Well, they should come visit 2016!

"Now I need a place to hide away."

Because honestly we're all scared of these two as presidents.

"We must surely be learning..."

...that we are just voting for the lesser of the two evils...

"We all live in a yellow submarine."

Because no one wants to deal with the election.

"Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door."

Honestly, Hillary??? Your face just looks fake sometimes.

"Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged."

Donald Trump to...pretty much everyone.

"Well, my heart went boom when I crossed that room."

Because we're too scared to vote between "Build a Wall" and "Chillary"


This article does not represent my personal opinion on either of the candidates. It is simply a comedic compilation of what I have seen many people saying on several social media sites. Good luck, America.