It's Father's Day and if you didn't get Dad a card or a gift, why not tell him a joke? If your father has a sense of humor, he'll love hearing a joke or two while he relaxes on his special day. Jokes and Funny quotes can also be written inside a homemade card, in a text message, or to post on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. Of course, they're all clean jokes so kids won't have to worry about getting in trouble.

These silly jokes and witty one-liners also come in handy if you're posting a funny photo of Dad on Facebook or Instagram. Use the quote or joke as a caption if you can't come up with something on your own.

Funny Dad's Day quotes

It's easy to find quotes for Dad's special day online. Search for "Father's Day Quotes" and you'll come up with some popular sites like Brainy Quote — they're full of inspiring as well as humorous quotes. Here's are some funny ones to get you started.

“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” (quote by comedian and actress Rita Rudner)

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” (quote by comedian Jerry Seinfeld)

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” — (quote by comedian host Jon Stewart)

“To be a successful father…there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” – (quote by author Ernest Hemingway)

These jokes and riddles will make Dad's day

Even if your Dad is a serious dude, you're sure to get him to crack a smile with one of these goofy jokes and riddles.

Find more online by searching "Father's Day jokes" on Google or Pinterest.

"What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice? Beats me! A POPsicle!"

"Do fathers always snore? No – only when they are asleep!"

"What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father? One’s a pop fly.

The other’s a fly pop."

Twitter is a great source of jokes and funny one-liners

If you're coming up short in the joke department, head over to Twitter. There are hundreds of funny tweets in the Twitter feed on Father's Day, including some pretty decent jokes, riddles, and quotes. While Dad's putting together his new grill or relaxing on the couch, go check out some of the funny Dad's Day stuff on the popular social media site.

You may find a joke or two that are worth telling during dinner.

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