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Dumbledore was your lover
One user pointed out that Rowling likes to announce things meant to surprise and this certainly qualifies
No one:
— Quinta. (@quintabrunson) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: Dumbledore had sex with you once and you didn’t even know it
Where didn't he do that?
Perhaps people should just steer clear of her house altogether.
You sit down on a couch in JK Rowling’s house and she’s like, “Careful, Dumbledore got railed there.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 17, 2019
Not a happy ending
Nothing like destroying childhood memories in the most disturbing way possible.
CHILD: I love Hagrid!
— The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) March 17, 2019
JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room
Putting herself in her stories
This seems more normal for her than you'd assume and that's saying something
nobody:
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) March 17, 2019
jk Rowling: i had sex with hagrid
Is this her actual motive?
The author wouldn't be the first one to do it this way.
no one:
— Skoog (@Skoogeth) March 17, 2019
jk rowling: i’m intent on slowly destroying my greatest achievement
me: you know what? i can kinda relate to that
