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Dumbledore was your lover
One user pointed out that Rowling likes to announce things meant to surprise and this certainly qualifies
No one:
— Quinta. (@quintabrunson) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: Dumbledore had sex with you once and you didn’t even know it
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Where didn't he do that?
Perhaps people should just steer clear of her house altogether.
You sit down on a couch in JK Rowling’s house and she’s like, “Careful, Dumbledore got railed there.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 17, 2019
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Not a happy ending
Nothing like destroying childhood memories in the most disturbing way possible.
CHILD: I love Hagrid!
— The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) March 17, 2019
JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room
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