Avengers Endgame release date: 8 important movie rules that could save your relationship

Ignore these 'Avengers Endgame' rules at your own risk. [Image via Entertainment Weekly / YouTube screencap]
Ignore these 'Avengers Endgame' rules at your own risk. [Image via Entertainment Weekly / YouTube screencap]

Yes, the release date is coming up fast. Ignore these Avengers: Endgame movie rules, and you might just go home alone.

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"Avengers 4" release date is happening on April 26. It's the moment we've all been awaiting. You want to minimize any chance of spoiling your movie experience, right? "Endgame" has been "breakfast, lunch, and dinner," with regards to anticipated release dates. So with this full meal in mind, here are eight ways to maximize your Avengers initiative while keeping your relationship in good standing.

1

Ensure your significant other is up-to-speed on previous 'Avengers' movies

Possibly, the worst thing in your ear during "Avengers: Endgame" could be your partner asking questions like, "Who is this?" and "Where is the 'Galaxy' guy?" Swear, I will trade seats with someone.

2

Arrive at 'Avengers: Endgame' movie 30-45 minutes early

There will be a line. It's inevitable at this point. As Iron Man says, "You know your team." So, ensure your fellow Avenger is with you. Also, this will allow time for photo opportunities. Being early should reduce frustrations for your partner.

3

Although the 'Avengers' movie is 3 hours, you and your partner might want to minimize snacks

According to the "Endgame" cast, this film will keep you guessing throughout its entirety. Would you really want to risk missing something important because, suddenly, your bladder is full? Sip. Don't gulp. If one goes to the restroom, you both most-likely will have to go.

4

No commentary during 'Avengers: Endgame'...no side jokes

You see Captain's face? This will be the look every time a sidebar comment is made in your significant other's direction. Talking during "Avengers" could test the boundaries of your relationship threshold.

5

Please keep 'Endgame' outbursts, weeping, laughs, gasps, etc. to appropriate times

There should not be laughter during a death scene or outbursts during a quiet moment. Don't make the experience awkward for your significant other, especially since you'll draw unwanted attention from the rest of the theater. "Avengers: Endgame" is serious business. It's really not, but you get the point.

6

Don't let 'Endgame' credits be the end of your relationship

It's highly recommended that you watch "Avengers 4"s end credits until the theater lights turn on. If your significant other is antsy about getting ahead of the exit crowd, your partner might not be the one for you. Sorry.

7

After watching 'Avengers: Endgame,' the ride home shall be silent

Three whole hours of non-stop Marvel action from the Avengers initiative? Yeah. A moment of silence is appropriate. That's a lot to take in during one sitting. This is a time for pondering, evaluation, and reflection. Nothing more. All discussions can wait until the next day, once all information and events have properly marinated your neurons.

8

Once you have gathered your bearings, feel free to drop them and completely freak out together

At this point, you've crossed a relationship milestone with each other. You've successfully watched "Avengers: Endgame." And you're both better people for having done so.

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